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Years ago I learned a very cool thing about Robin Williams, and I couldn’t watch a movie of his afterward without thinking of it. I never actually booked Robin Williams for an event, but I came close enough that his office sent over his rider. For those outside of the entertainment industry, a rider lists out an artist’s specific personal and technical needs for hosting them for an event, anything from bottled water and their green room to sound and lighting requirements. You can learn a lot about a person from their rider. This is where rocks bands list their requirement for green M&Ms (which is actually a surprisingly smart thing to do). This is also where a famous environmentalist requires a large gas-guzzling private jet to fly to the event city, but then requires an electric or hybrid car to take said environmentalist to the event venue when in view of the public.
When I got Robin Williams’ rider, I was very surprised by what I found. He actually had a requirement that for every single event or film he did, the company hiring him also had to hire a certain number of homeless people and put them to work. I never watched a Robin Williams movie the same way after that. I’m sure that on his own time and with his own money, he was working with these people in need, but he’d also decided to use his clout as an entertainer to make sure that production companies and event planners also learned the value of giving people a chance to work their way back. I wonder how many production companies continued the practice into their next non-Robin Williams project, as well as how many people got a chance at a job and the pride of earning an income, even temporarily, from his actions. He was a great multiplier of his impact. Let’s hope that impact lives on without him. Thanks, Robin Williams- not just for laughs, but also for a cool example.
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darecrow:

WHERE IS THE ELEPHANT’S MOTHER

Levels of Tumblr.

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

loanleyshark:

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(lovely title picture by marina-something)

You heard right! I got a spare Toontown Rewritten Beta Key, and want to give it to one lucky toon from the toonblr community so they too may enjoy TTR!

Here are some guidelines/rules in order for you to eligible to win the coveted Beta Key :

- You have to follow me on tumblr. (http://loanleyshark.tumblr.com/)

- You must like/reblog this post.

- Be patient, only until August 16th, that is when the winner will be announced.

- If you already have a Beta Key, please do not enter, I want as many people to enjoy TTR!

On the 16th, I will randomly select someone, Good Luck to everyone!  

sorasbootay:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

theonewiththeknees:

wolf-brat:

OH MY GOD I FOUND A FUCKING CLUE

FUCKING HELL YEAH BITCH IT’S CLUE HUNTING TIME

TIME TO PULL OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKIN NOTEBOOK HELL YES

ITS TRANSPARENT 

sorasbootay:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

theonewiththeknees:

wolf-brat:

OH MY GOD I FOUND A FUCKING CLUE

FUCKING HELL YEAH BITCH IT’S CLUE HUNTING TIME

TIME TO PULL OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKIN NOTEBOOK HELL YES

ITS TRANSPARENT 

connors-nipple:

lady-fett:

please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.

I fucking love cats

is that achievement hunter playing in the background

teachmehowtotoontown:

So i missed a screenshot, but basically this bear left his friend to fight a Robber Baron (these are BRAND NEW toons) because his dog had a sock. The Uber said “whats the big deal its just a sock” and the bear replied “but its yellow”. The rest you can see clearly! I almost died laughing!

Bonus Detail: They all lived.

Edit: ^ Including the sock.